Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

poop cooler

A red cooler with poop in it. Found by Brewer in the wild Okeechobee music festival camp grounds.

Hey man, check out this cooler. Oh what there’s poop in there lol

*this poop cooler is gonna make a good skrim tree offering*

by Barblahey June 15, 2023

poop

a squishy substance that sloshes around and when hard can be crumbled into little crumbs.

I love the way the poop sloshes around in my diaper, and the crunchy, breakable pieces slosh around aside it.

by bigchungus123 June 19, 2023

Poop Prank

It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.

I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..

I think that fag is a poop licker.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023

Poop

A word that 1st Graders use as humor.

(Kid sees chocolate)
"Look, Poop!"
"Hahahaha! So funny!"

by InJKDLHDny8 February 24, 2023