Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

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god damn wrong

God damn wrong are the practices ideas rhymes and people who are wrong according to the church of god damn right

That shits god damn wrong according to the church of god damn right

by founder.cult.status March 21, 2024

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the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

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God Tier

Usually used to describe something that was a fantastic action or just a cool thing mostly used by people with the name Tucker and let’s be honest that is quite a god tier name.

Wow that was a God tier play Tucker
Or
Egg wars is a God tier game

by The bromenment November 21, 2021

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