National Ask Boys Out Day

On November 13th it’s national ask boys out day!

girls don’t be pussies on national ask boys out day

by urmomhomosezx November 2, 2020

National Edward centeno apprration day

On this very day we all praise our lord Edward centeno and watch anmong impostor videos

Hey. Arey you going to attend national Edward centeno apprration day?

by Fe.beanz May 27, 2021

national kick an ugly person day

on November 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).

i’m so glad that it’s national kick an ugly person day today because i can’t stand to look at him any longer.

by smexydevan1234567891011 October 20, 2019

National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th or November 3rd. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

by blueberryacres May 18, 2022

National Dropkick A Short Person Day

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.

Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:

by Bonism December 12, 2020

National kick a VSCO girl day

October 29th is National kick a VSCO girl day!! Every time you see a VSCO girl you get a kick them, And you can even hit them with a Hydro flask!!!

It’s National Kick a VSCO Girl day?HOORAY!! better get my foot ready!

by Sammy_oof October 28, 2019

national spoil your boyfriend day

it’s his day, buy him anything he wants

Omg!! it’s national spoil your boyfriend day! what do you want?

by cocobutter October 24, 2019