National throw Shorts people day

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

It’s national grab ass day (October 4th) go get you some booty. All men are to pick one girl and grab their ass 10 times through out the day. If you do not succeed you are a lil bitch.

It’s national grab ass day go get some booty.

by Get it55773 October 3, 2018

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t

by RyReg October 14, 2021

National Kick Boys in the Balls Day

A to celebrate assholes, give them a present of a lifetime. A nice kick in the balls. Occurs on April 13.

Oh my gosh, wanna go celebrate National Kick Boys in the Balls Day?!

by Kick Ballz May 26, 2018

National fuck your crush day

National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th

Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what

by 💎 yabpi October 14, 2020

National Date your crush day

Hey go get a bf or gf just do it today because it’s national ASK OUT CRUSH DAYYY

Boy:I love you

Girl:um okay cool
Boy:ahaha wanna date
Girl: yeah no thanks

Boy:but it’s national date your crush day
Girl:yeah aight

by Joe mama 776 October 15, 2019