Good Ass Ones

The ones which are better than the shitty ones.

hey I don’t want those shitty ones I want the good ass ones from the back

by Barndooropen October 1, 2023

One hundo percento

A saying to depict enthusiastic agreement, but without looking excessive. The academic equivalent of "mood"

"Brain couldn't work out how to open phone"
"Brain needs phone-unable-to-open moments to balance out assessment moments"
"One hundo percento"

by Nikaf! May 2, 2021

The One True Bussy

The ''Bussy King'' was a fabled man from the ancient city of Babylon. He was the first one avatar who was theorised to hold the one true bussy. And through history the greatest leaders and men have been passed down the one true bussy, such as George Bussy or Abussyman Lincoln. The current avatar of the one true bussy is unknown, but the search must continue. As George Bussy once said: ''While every bussy is a man's asshole not every man's asshole is a bussy. However you cannot tell a bussy from an anus without first entering it.''

His ass felt amazing I bet he had The One True Bussy.

by Beans On Chom April 27, 2023

covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022

Da one Dank

a bitch a coward a fake person who can't fight one sets people up to go to jail uses weapons to fight but can't win anyways

see da one dank he ran fast

by The Guy u want 2 know March 17, 2022

Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.

Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.

by schleepymane April 20, 2016

One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

by Infinia March 21, 2016