Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States
Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!
by poop muffin lovers May 08, 2018
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Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.
Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops
by Arrogantman April 21, 2021
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Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 03, 2024
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Poop Stick Fart

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.
WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart
by MeVeryGood February 01, 2021
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phantom pooping

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013
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Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk
by shmoondo October 25, 2019
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poop up

When someone startles you or something jumps out at you. It may or may not involve a poop.
Eric you better not Poop Up on me. Give me a warning before you come over
by RoxyB April 28, 2021
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