Frazzled Daddy Syndrome

Frazzled Daddy Syndrome (FDS) is the state of sleepless anxiety that occurs in a new father a couple of weeks after the arrival of the child.

"Why does Mr. Green have pureed carrots on his lapel?"
"Oh, he has Frazzled Daddy Syndrome"

by FreudorFloyd April 24, 2014

Pimp Daddy Syd

Pimp Daddy Syd is actually just Sydney but her true friends know her like that. Sydney is a gorgeous and loving and talented friend who doesn't know how amazing she is and how loved she is. She loves The Perks of Being a Wallflower and would actually marry a cat if given the chance even though she's allergic. Anybody who meets her better hold on tight because if you get the chance to get close to her it's rare and she's literally fucking perfection so hold on, it's worth it. She's worth it. ilysm Syd.

"Have you met Pimp Daddy Syd?"

"No, but I heard she's kinda perfect."
"Hell yah she is."

by PizzaForPrez November 15, 2014

swamp daddy

A man hailing from the swamps of the gulf coast region. A pimp by nature. One cool character. Keeps his pimp hand strong by keeping all his swamp hoe's and swamp baby mama's in check. His modo "Keep calm and swag on"

Person: that dude is one coolcat.
Person: Yeah he is a real Swamp Daddy!

by Eagleheart1981 December 23, 2014

Chef Daddy

It's like a sugar daddy, but strictly with food.

I'm looking for a Chef Daddy, pay day isn't for another week.

by Lids0008 May 1, 2014

spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

by Ass fuvker April 12, 2016

Crab daddy

The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.

Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'

by mrcurtis123 May 10, 2016

pimp daddy faith

she da swaggiest person on da earth

she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith

yo, you so coo, but not pimp daddy faith coo.

you gotta pimp daddy faith a$$

by clothehoe October 9, 2016