8th December

8th December is the day where Jake has to ask Maddison out on a date.

Jake: Will you go on a date with me?
Maddison: Ew no.
Jake: But it’s 8th December

Maddison: Ugh fine…

by ._I_Feel_So_Soft_And_Fluffy_. December 6, 2023

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

december 14th

december 14th is the day the hottest and the funniest human ever, alina, was born. on that day everyone should celebrate the fact that they have been blessed by the mere fact that they get to be alive at the same time as alina. to be able to walk the same ground, breathe the same air and have the honor to worship and praise her on this special day, december 14th.

friend: hey, it’s december 14th today. we should go and celebrate the hottest person on the planet’s birthday

by kurooroosterhead November 21, 2021

December 19

National kiss your bestfriend day 😏🤣

“Guys it’s december 19 lets makeout😉”

“I’m down”

by saddvibess December 19, 2020

december 4th

besically, its december 3rd again, so if someone asks you out you have to say yes.

no matter what.

boy*** hey
girl*** hey you tryna date ?

boy*** um-
girl*** its december 4th !
boy*** fu--

by anonymous December 4, 2020

No DooDoo December

A month where you try to not doodoo, and if you do, you lose the challenge and get yeeted to uranus.

Person 1:Yo can you wait i gotta take a dump
Person 2:Wait u can't its No DooDoo December
Person 1:Oh right thanks

by YeetusFetus11 May 8, 2022

December 21

National kiss a friend day because it’s almost the end of the year! Might as well, right…?

Boy: The mistletoe is right over there
Girl: No I’m good
Boy: But it’s December 21

by Gayboy1773 December 21, 2019