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National skip history test day

All history tests on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020 are to be postponed to Friday.
Guy 1: Hey I’m stressed about this history test Friday .
Guy 2: Don’t worry, it’s national skip history test day.
by National Government November 30, 2020
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National Suck My Dick Day

National Suck My Dick day is celebrated very May 7th, if you are in a relationship, one of you must suck off another one
nigga idk how to use this in a sentence just know its national suck my dick day
by NotAScizhoEntuastist May 1, 2022
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National go fuck yourself day

It’s a day where you want people to go fuck their self. march 17
National go fuck yourself is a day that u wish upon your haters
Go fuck yourself= your a wast of time pls die/I hate u, national go fuck yourself day defines hat
by Cravein Mohead28482 May 20, 2022
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national suck my butt day

a national holiday to suck anyones ass
"yeah, today is national suck my butt day! can i eat your ass?"
by soniab123 April 2, 2021
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October 21st. A day where we are all free to throw anyone below 5'6".
The National Throw Short People Day Song!

It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.

There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
by douchle January 24, 2023
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On November 19th you have to flirt with your crush.
(Guy/girl) : “Damn girl/boy your fine-“

(Guy/girl): “ew wth”

(Guy/girl): “sorry it’s national flirt with your crush day.”
by Puddingcakez November 18, 2020
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