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jedi mind trick

A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.
Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."

Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."
by skyblack June 9, 2004
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Track Practice

A way for athletic officials at your school to give you a beating...eventually leading to passing out or sometimes death.
Culminates to meets on the weekends, which are not nearly as hard as the practices you endure during the week.
I think I might die after track practice today.
by Tired Boy March 7, 2005
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Laugh Track

An extremely annoying recording of people laughing that they play in sitcoms that try to be funny but are too supressed by the FCC to allow anything humorous. Usually played at the "funny" moments because most people that watch that crap don't know when to laugh anyway.
The show is bad enough, you don't have to ruin it more by adding that stupid laugh track.
by Max (the pianist) August 21, 2007
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trackmania

One of the greatest custom track editor games of all time, lets you make your own tracks and race them online.

Consists mainly of French people
Loccen: Wanna play trollmania?

Tommy: Gimme 10 mins!
by Tommy Harding August 18, 2004
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Laugh Track

A digital audience laugh used in shows and channels like Disney whenever someone says a "joke". Usually a mix of kids and adults laughing.
Person 1: Hey, do you mind if i come in your room?
Person 2: No
Person 1 walks in anyway
Person 2: (cringes)
Laugh Track: HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW.
by Bromandus December 29, 2010
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tracktastic

Tracktastic is a literary term that describes an individual that wears excessive hair extensions. It should be used when complementing such person.
Did you see Shanequa yesterday? She looked very tracktastic in that new dress.
by Marcus L A January 14, 2008
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trick ass pony

a) a pony that can perform more than a single trick

b) someone who excels in more than one way
Kyle: wow you are a trick ass pony

Doug: Thank you, I'm glad i can beat you in so many ways.
by kyle from colorado December 3, 2010
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