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French Tourist

Where 2 guys and 1 girl participate in the Eiffel Tower. The girl is getting penetrated through the mouth and behind while the 2 guys hold hands. The French tourist is where a few more participants join in and gets a selfie with the Eiffel Tower. They are the tourists getting a photo with the Eiffel Tower. The French tourist is filth for big groups of sex thrived animals.
I had a great night doing the French Tourist with the mrs and my mates. I have some banging photos of the Eiffel Tower.
by French Tourist Fordy69 June 2, 2021
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tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your home town soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.
"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."
by buks August 30, 2008
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Tourist Trap

Similar to a "Lot Lizard" but works tourist heavy areas.
Damn tourist trap gave me the crabs.
by Endria May 11, 2016
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Ivan Torres

the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?
Me:hey Ivan

Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*

Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?

Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*

Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!

Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*

Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
by O-Flying-Monkey May 31, 2019
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torrible

A film that isn't good enough to actually want to support by buying but is worth the effort to use bit torrent to illegally download it.
That movie doesn't look very good but it might be torrible.
by joywrex January 31, 2009
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torrieoliver

A man that likes transsexual porno and takes massive semen and penis from any available male or shemale.
oh my, T from 96th street and corona friend of stevenlamy is such a torrieoliver, he likes getting jail house trains ran on him while playing water sports.
by daydo November 10, 2008
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Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.
Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."
by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010
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