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Tin can

oh fuck you you stupid tin can cant work for shit
by Plovdivs#1gypsy May 28, 2023
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jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
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Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
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Tin goo

If you can’t spell tongue or struggle pronouncing it say tingoo or spell it that’s what I do when I forget how to spell it and my friends know what I mean
person 1: Bro I burnt my tong
Person 2: what?
Person 1: my tin goo
Person 2: I know what you mean now you mean tongue
by Pumpkinvr_ August 14, 2022
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Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.
Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident
by Stemol August 31, 2023
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emergency tin

When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!
Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”
by Chasingkatz May 1, 2018
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