bog snog

Sex in the toilet. British.

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

bog-horror

a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).

hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"

by spacenewt December 08, 2009

Bog Fog

Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo

"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"

by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022

Double bogging

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.

I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.

by WillyTheSmink February 02, 2024

bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 23, 2025

Bogging

To have sex

Dude sorry I couldn't make it yesterday I was bogging with my girl

by Gentle tickle April 24, 2017

Bogging

Bogging: The act of putting water in your anal cavity, be it via a shower-head or a water bottle.

Loki: Oh boy, I sure love bogging with my pool noodle!

by Moon Knight Khonshu January 22, 2025