Las Vegas Penguin

when a hooker is giving you a blow job and she stops before you cum, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.
hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his dick sucked by a transvestite and it gave matt the old Las Vegas Penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!
by amanda hugginlick March 6, 2010
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Las Vegas Spritzer

An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.
I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.
by DaizyDuke69 July 8, 2016
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Mr. New Vegas

A soothing voice in the Mojave desert. A man that plays great music that fits with the wasteland of Fallout: New Vegas. When you tune in to his station you are sure for a good time featuring classics like Big iron, Johnny guitar, ain't that a kick in the head? and many more. when you listen to his lines you will feel happy while running from a bunch of power gangers
Welcome back to the Mr. New Vegas Show, the show with, in my opinion - which I respect - the best-looking audience around. Somebody prove me wrong
by The flying texan August 16, 2021
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las vegas sleepover

The act of calling your regular hard ridden craigslist hooker to your hotel room.
Yo Brenda, when you coming by for that las vegas sleepover? Thirty bucks plus cab fare. Whaddya say?
by KimmA June 9, 2014
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Las Vegas Left

The practice of making three right turns, or a right and a U-turn in order to exit a parking lot. In Las Vegas, all main streets have medians, making left turns directly from parking lots impossible.
Is there a signal light at the end of this lot? I don't want to have to make a Las Vegas Left.
by plasmaboy February 25, 2011
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Las Vegas Elvis

A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.
"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."
by Dar-B March 23, 2013
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Las Vegas Detox

The frequent sabbatical to Las Vegas that is taken by Greg to allow his team to recover after too much “work/life balance”.
Thank God the call centre team leader has gone on sabbatical. I’ve been needing a Las Vegas Detox for a while as I can’t afford another liver transplant
by Ferret UK September 20, 2019
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