chunky biscuit

an over weight teen trying to be cooler than he is

what the hell is that fat retard doing, he's such a chunky biscuit.

by the original chunky biscuit January 26, 2012

slit biscuit

Slit biscuit is another term for vagina

Hey Bae yo can I come thru and hit that slit biscuit.

by geebz23 October 24, 2019

Sittin’ on a biscuit

Have to take a poo!

Whew, I had a big breakfast! I’m sittin’ on a biscuit.

by Summit Waterboy July 25, 2018

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008

German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.

Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.

by aggressive_nee June 5, 2018

Farm biscuit

Corn feed girl ugly as hell

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!

by Wizzidy January 26, 2015

Groovy biscuit

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .

Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit

by Masons mum November 17, 2019