shat

Best group ever

1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics

2. past tense of "SHIT"

3. censored way of saying "shit"

4. stuff

5. abbreviation of William Shatner

1. SHAT is the greatest group ever, listen to the best of shat at barnsandnoble.com

by matt January 7, 2004

Shat

Shoot, Past tense, ghetto style

Yo fool i was shat last week but now i'ma pop some caps in yo.

by Tyrell Johnson July 21, 2004

shat bisector

The tool used to cut in half a log of human waste so impossibly long that it won't fit down the toilet hole. Usually a butcher knife.

Yeah, i took such a huge dump my dad had to cut it in half with a shat bisector before he could use the toilet.

Hey, go wash off the butcher knife, it's in the kitchen sink, i had to use it as a shat bisector

by Stella Teets July 29, 2006

shat

- Past tense of taking a shit.

- I just shat myself.

by taxi service July 8, 2009

Shat the bed

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

by Jaber the hut October 24, 2013

shat

To try and fart but accident shit

Jeff: I need to fart bad
Bob: Then fart
Jeff: No, last time I shat myself

by Bigguy001 July 27, 2006

shat

a pastense verb used to describe the passing of fecal matter. Also, shitted

A dog shat where you're standing.

by Ninja_Joebei May 25, 2003