<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023

Catmaster Promise

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

promise

fat bitch that eats too much

hey, have you seen Promise,

no shes probably eating her 10th dinner

by daylin Brunson June 14, 2023

promise

promise is the type of girl to fall in love with you at the first site, promise will never let you down she will always be by your side, she is defiantly a ride or die. promise will always make you happy even when you are mad at her. I hope that you guys can have a promise.

promise ( cute personality )

by yourmomismygrandma September 22, 2022

Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022