Professional Killstreak

A kill counter that shows up on the player's heads-up display that increments by one for each kill. Killstreaks are indicated by a number and a small arrow next to the kill icon, additionally displayed onto the killfeeds of other individuals. Killstreaks messages are broadcast across the entire server once a certain threshold is reached, starting from five kills onward. Professional Kits are the rarest. An eye particle effect is displayed after five kills and intensifies after ten. The effect matches the color of the weapon's sheen in a similar fashion to the Eyelander; when using sword weapons as Demoman, the effect is only presented on his right eye.

Bing soy: a golden pan just dropped in my inventory
Server: 👍
Mr Soy: Ye, I also sold my Professional Killstreak vintage collector's edition battle scarred Hale's own strange golden frying pan.
Server:

Mr Bing: for 20 keys just scam some schmuck
Server people: . . .¿
Bing Soy: *Proceeds to 360 head shot penetrate entire enemy team while jumping off a cliff just to get stuck on an invisible pixel*

by ㅤㅤㅤㅤg̴̑̾͊̒̂́̂̈́̈́̀̂̕̕͠ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ March 16, 2024

Professional Time Waster

Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”

Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026