Craziest girl you will ever meet! She has the biggest smile on her face and don’t get me started on her hugs they can kill….literally😅
She can be clueless and clumsy but she’s beautiful so that makes up for it. She is a great friend and a sister she can be your personal therapist without even asking for it. You can’t go wrong with being around a Melissa, they always find a way to make you laugh!
She can be clueless and clumsy but she’s beautiful so that makes up for it. She is a great friend and a sister she can be your personal therapist without even asking for it. You can’t go wrong with being around a Melissa, they always find a way to make you laugh!
Melissa is crazy and beautiful.. don’t get too close or she’ll hug you and you’ll start seeing stars
by BigE_43 November 22, 2021
Get the Melissamug. This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.
by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014
Get the Ali Melissa Schaffmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. Sexy, romantic and beautiful girl. Artistic and smart yet still able to have fun. She speaks her mind but is still extremely kind.
by 69Jake420 August 6, 2022
Get the Melissamug. Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
Get the Clean Melissamug. First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.
Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024
Get the melissamug. is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
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is pog
is anything good you could imagine
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine
by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021
Get the Melissa/Melmug.