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marcus profit

a fat gay man who loves it in the asshole all night
Man did you see marcus profit with his dad last night
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Marcus

Marcus is a sweet guy, but he's never ready to commit to a relationship. He's scared he's going to mess things up so he leads you on, and never actually dates you. He's easy to catch feelings for, and a lot of people think he is cute. And he is. But he catches feelings a bit too easy, and only likes you for a couple months or a year at max.
"Marcus said he liked me, but he wont be my boyfriend"
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Marcus Whitman

School of the farmers, located in the depths of Rushville, NY. After winning a fundraiser put on by radio station 98PXY, Justin Bieber put on a 10 minute concert at the school, which he was 2 hours late to
Bro I saw someone driving on the road in a tractor down in middlesex!

Yeah it’s prolly some kiddo from Marcus Whitman
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Marcus gunnarsen

He is a really hot guy who has "pineapple hair". He has a twin brother called Martinus. Marcus is 14 years old (15 in 2017) his eyes are brown and really stunning. He is every girls dream.
-omg Marcus is every girls dream.
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-I want a Marcus Gunnarsen
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Marcus

Breaks up with u at a music festival then make us buy him food
Ew Marcus
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Marcus

The god of parent service and education. Also, a cambodian spy and famously known of being the god of the north east. He also loves robux, pancakes, maple syrup, school and owns a pancake business.

Marcus is our god of the north east and pancakes.
"These pancakes are fuckin bussin" - Marcus
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Lars Marcus

The handsome (and tall) third year student who comes to stir the pot while charming everyone into his web of lies. Will steal your boyfriend while he takes you down.

A true snake with a hidden agenda who likes sharp object in more that one way.
Who is that guy the curly haired boy is kissing? Oh that’s the new guy , Lars Marcus!
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