Dirty liban

When your homo friend is jerking you of underneath a pillow while smiles at you.

Milky: Hey! Why you so glad for?
You: jizzpar gave me the dirty Liban in English class.

by Willy (milkys friend) January 17, 2021

Simon Lebatt

mr funny man hes the big funny the biggest funny ever and if you don't believe me go to his place of residence uninvited enter his home see the funnies for yourself

Man mr funny man Simon Lebatt is so funny im going to put a pipe bomb in his mailbox

by The mr man December 1, 2021

YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.

I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!

by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025