Direct opener

clearly show them your feelin' them

i hit dat bitch wit a direct opener like can i take u to da room n tap dat

by chrineyy May 4, 2010

Directions

???? A Quadrillion Zillion Jillion Days???

Fake Directions

by #Madprizo Potty Training Kids May 10, 2023

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

One Direction

the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI

RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!

by JenniferTomlinson September 30, 2022

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

Direct Appliances

A kitchen appliance store in Orlando, FL; funny asian man is owner.

"Hey, wanna head over to Direct Appliances?"
"Yes. Delicious washing machine."

by mondays lmfao December 24, 2021

Directional Philosophy

Directional Philosophy: A doctrine in philosophy; methods that are produced to further knowledge in the fields of philosophy by using a technique that has been crafted by a philosopher to obtain a specific direction being undergone, directions are describing specific actions, i.e. group actions, formulas, formats, techniques, or methods being subscribed too that describe ways for philosophers to achieve becoming philosophers.

By using directional philosophy I found a modern method to use for philosophers to share with the entire city a protest I made about civil rights.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022