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thumb zombie

A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.
"Sue! You're such a thumb zombie, look at me when I talk to you!"
by Jcerrino December 23, 2016
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shark thumb

Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).
by Samqwell December 30, 2019
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thumb cup

A cup in which you put your thumbs in cold water after burning them on a hot bowl of ramen noodles after putting them in the boiling water.
I burned my hand on a bowl of ramen so i had to use the thumb cup.
by Picodegio December 28, 2017
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Thumb Plug

When a male can not reach climax so he inserts thumb into his own ass to get himself there.
"She couldn't get me to cum last night, so I Thumb Plugged myself."
by Brdmn68 May 2, 2018
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thumb on deck

the act of placing pressure of one's thumb on their partner's asshole.
"Last night Richard put his thumb on deck."
by learn.twerk February 12, 2020
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thumb-schmooze

To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone
I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.
by Liz141 April 21, 2017
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Thumb licker

Thumb licker: (noun) a person who puts both of their thumbs in their own mouth then shoves them up their partners,friends, peers, ect. asshole then licks their thumbs again.
Tyler is on that freak shit he's a Thumb licker.
by Thumblicker23 November 12, 2017
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