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Promise brand

A defunt brand of butter
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023
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God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.
Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.
by Atooooool June 1, 2023
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Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.
Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.
by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014
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promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .
by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020
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I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024
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