(Variants; Mammy, Momma, or Mommy may replace mother. Eater, Grabber, Jumper, Kisser, Lover, Rammer, or Trucker may replace Fucker.)
A despicable person.
A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*