The modern example that humanity, for the first time has devolved. I think some people would like rather lose their hearing than listen to their shit music.
by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.
Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.
No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
by TinyDefs February 7, 2023

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017

The best boy bad ever. PERIOD! It consists of Harry Styles (my "boyfriend"), Niall Horan (the guy who took a chonce), Liam Payne (adorable and underrated), Zayn Malik (the one who left and im perfectly ok with it because it was because of his mental health and their horrible management but that a conversation for another time), and Louis Tomlinson (the one who is GENUINELY not dating Harry). They said they would be back after their "18 months" hiatus. THEYRE NOT DONE THEY ARE ON A HIATUS!!! Louis said it in their last song, History "this is not the end" and I live by that.
"Omg your STILL obsessed with one direction!?!?"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"
by I'm delusional October 18, 2020

Direct navigation could be circumventible.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020
