Whilst penetrating the pikachu, "cookie." using a condom, at climax remove said condom and shoot it at her face like a rubberband, slinging the baby batter, "semen" all over her, then flush the condom and given the nature of the southern hemisphere it will flush clockwise, letting you know you were truly "down under."
Guy1: "I gave a complete stranger the "Australian Slingshot" and apparently, she had the Stink Eye for like five days."
Guy2: "I wondered why my girlfriend kept winking!!!"
Guy2: "I wondered why my girlfriend kept winking!!!"
by sitnkyfinger mcumbersome April 17, 2010
When the Guy starts waving his Penis in front of the girls face, tempting her with it, until she charges forward and he slaps her with it, yelling "Crikey!"
Paul: So I was giving Jenny the Australian Bull Fighter, but then she got pissed off and bitch slapped me.
Matt: Dude, you gotta take control of your bitch.
Matt: Dude, you gotta take control of your bitch.
by Sexpuns101 June 14, 2009
A sport in Australia only nationalised in the late 80s, yet is already easily the most popular sport in the country. It is the most popular sport all over Australia except for eastern NSW and Queensland. The game is religiously hated in coastal NSW for no reason in particular.
Australian rules football has its flaws, however once you get to know it, you will realise that it is one of the most all-round sports in the world. What I mean is that to play "Aussie rules" as it is also dubbed, you must be strong, fast, extremely endurant, courageous, skillful, smart and also have that added X-factor to make the athletically impossible possible.
The game is played 22 a side with 4 players on the bench and unlimited rotations. The ball starts in the centre and the players need to get it forward and kick the ball inbetween two large posts. The game is very hard to explain in words and I recommend you watch some games or just simply look up AFL on youtube.
It is a brilliant sport and is probably the most all around challenging to be elite at, as it is rare to be good in all the neccessary areas. You could say it requires the perfect athlete with a very good sporting brain.
The sport will not go global any time soon but will probably become what the NFL is to America.
In the end, I recommend watching it with someone who is knowledgeable of the game, who can explain its little intricacies. Watch it a few times and you will either love it or become confused and angry.
Australian rules football has its flaws, however once you get to know it, you will realise that it is one of the most all-round sports in the world. What I mean is that to play "Aussie rules" as it is also dubbed, you must be strong, fast, extremely endurant, courageous, skillful, smart and also have that added X-factor to make the athletically impossible possible.
The game is played 22 a side with 4 players on the bench and unlimited rotations. The ball starts in the centre and the players need to get it forward and kick the ball inbetween two large posts. The game is very hard to explain in words and I recommend you watch some games or just simply look up AFL on youtube.
It is a brilliant sport and is probably the most all around challenging to be elite at, as it is rare to be good in all the neccessary areas. You could say it requires the perfect athlete with a very good sporting brain.
The sport will not go global any time soon but will probably become what the NFL is to America.
In the end, I recommend watching it with someone who is knowledgeable of the game, who can explain its little intricacies. Watch it a few times and you will either love it or become confused and angry.
Australian Rules football is the most popular sport in Australia, followed by cricket then rugby (both forms).
by Dan277 October 26, 2011
by thedickfacedwonder February 20, 2018
When you take a toke upside down in a handstand as someone lights and pulls the bowl for you, similar to the famous well known "keg stand". Though it is socially okay to do when not at a party but takes atleast 2 people to achieve unless you want to take it to another level
"Yooo i cant wait for that party ryan is having im totally gonna do an australian bong stand"
"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
by Yeeteroni&Cheese January 01, 2020
"One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again."
"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."
"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."
"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."
"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."
by Sparklette March 24, 2021
The Australian Navy Cadets is a great learning cadet group. They are the best cadets in Australia and the Australian Army Cadets are a bunch of Neanderthals and degenerates. They are the most homosexual people in the Australian Defence Cadets from Stats (They are my stats). But we can all agree on that the Australian Air Force Cadets are the worst cadets and they are just stupid, DO NOT APPROACH OR JOIN AAFC.
by Australian Army Cadets September 06, 2022