Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.
He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.
Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.
If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.
Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.
If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022

by help28 August 17, 2022

by alrp July 6, 2025

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.
My best friend is Albert and I love him.
by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.
by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023
