open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”

Hey man, I’d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!

by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020

Protest account

A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.

I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)

by Woah buddy. July 5, 2016