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Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.
Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.
You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.
by Astranger2u October 31, 2018
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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
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squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
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Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.
"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"
by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019
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Squid Knuckle

Nikki begged me to stick my tongue in her squid knuckle.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Squid Game

An over rated show (yes it's good but its not that good)
"Does anyone else get star struck when they see a Korean person after watching Squid Game?" -Retorted Twitter People *Barf emoji*
by DaRedPandi December 6, 2021
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