Degree in the University of Life

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.

“Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”

by Shadownode January 5, 2024

Life

A sexually transmitted terminal disease that causes prolonged pain and suffering

many babies are diagnosed with life every year, a truly sad reality

by absolute mong November 1, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

swipe life

A person who practices the art of scamming banks by depositing fake checks into people’s account and profiting from it.

Every since I started the swipe life , I have not been broke.

by Mr.ColderThanAPolarBear October 13, 2019

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

by Smoll potato December 4, 2021