National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

national shave your butthole day

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.

"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"

by Buttholeday September 16, 2021

national kiss your girlfriend day

national kiss your girlfriend day is on september 21, when u obviously kiss your girlfriend. She deserves a kiss from you today and after that kiss hug her real tight trust me she’s been wanting you to do this for a while…

your bf: 😘
you: 😳 😏
your bf: it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

by a girl duhh September 20, 2021

National don't give a fuck day

Every day no matter who shits on you

Its national don't give a fuck day you be you boo

by Oboma yo mama November 13, 2022

National Suck My Dick Day

National Suck My Dick day is celebrated very May 7th, if you are in a relationship, one of you must suck off another one

nigga idk how to use this in a sentence just know its national suck my dick day

by NotAScizhoEntuastist May 1, 2022

national give a dollar to a ADHD person

On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.

“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”

by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022

National go fuck yourself day

It’s a day where you want people to go fuck their self. march 17

National go fuck yourself is a day that u wish upon your haters
Go fuck yourself= your a wast of time pls die/I hate u, national go fuck yourself day defines hat

by Cravein Mohead28482 May 20, 2022