Life fail

When someone does something mistakenly, embarrassing, or fucks up in some way.

Me: Hey, did you hear about the hockey goalie that scored on his own net?

Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.

by Triple L77 February 26, 2018

Life

The hell that me and you live everyday.

Ana: hey. how’s life

Matthew: hell.

by Not You November 2, 2023

Life

Torture during your childhood and teenage years

I had a great life so far

by Avifire November 8, 2020

Life

The meaning of life is to repopulate and die alone. We should all burn in hell for killing off the exact thing that gives us life called, Earth

Damn I hate my life.

by TRASH6969 March 29, 2017

a-life

A foreigner who squanders opportunity after opportunity, until you must be returned to the homeland. A tale of "from rags to rags"

The a-life, purposely got himself fired from the jewelry store to smoke weed.

by anarchyxrulz February 21, 2021

Life

Life is great! You should really get one!

Life is like a Megan.

by Mituna/Gracie October 31, 2017

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015