Monkey Booty

When something does not make sense

Being arrested for that is monkey booty

by Talon Critton August 17, 2024

National Booty Pics day

Celebrated on August 19th. Send booty pics to your man/girl from different angles 😍🥵

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pics day 🤑🤑

by Nationalfacts August 19, 2024

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I Saw booty Cheeks Through The Cheeks

I Saw booty Cheeks Through The Cheeks

I Saw booty Cheeks Through The Cheeks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

bootied

losing a 1v1 against someone in a game, even though you are significantly better than them.

homie 1: HOW TF DID HE DO THAT?
homie 2: lol you just got bootied by him, perk up

by ultimateeem April 3, 2025

bootied

when you lose a 1v1 against someone who is far worse than you at the game. You're significantly better than that person, you lost mainly because you're not fully immersed into the game, while the other player is steady focused.

homie 1: NO WAY HE JUST GOT ME LIKE THAT
homie 2: lool you just got bootied by him, perk up bruh

by ultimateeem April 3, 2025

booty tumbleweed

That mysterious little lint-hair fuzzball that forms in the top part of your buttcrack after a long day. Usually a mix of stray hairs, underwear fuzz, and shame.

"Bro, I took my boxers off and a whole booty tumbleweed rolled out."
"You ever sit down and feel a weird tickle? Yeah… that might be a booty tumbleweed on the move."

by cuffing carrot April 12, 2025