Butter Butt

When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.

“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”

by Farter2018 September 23, 2018

cowchair in the butter

n. root cowchair: a girl with a nice body you would bone but has a "butter face", so you might have to paper bag her to keep it up.

Girl with hot body:(turns around)
Guy 1:"Uggh.. cowchair in the butter!"
Guy 2:" Holy crap yeah."
Girl: "I read Urban definitions!" (runs away crying)
Guys: "Wait I've got a bag!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007