Grilled cheese minute

A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.

"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"

by Artholor the Great October 18, 2014

cheese dick nigga

when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again

damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga

by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

Lick my cheese

Reqeusting another person to lick your special sauce. This is similar to the phrase suck my dick

Tino: "Sarah said she doesn't want to go out with you."

Brendan: "Well you can tell Sarah that she can lick my cheese!"

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.

“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”

by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022

Cheese n please

The act of giving a hand job while your fingers are covered in dorito dust.

"Why is johns cock so orange?" "Oh, he must have just recived a cheese n please."

by sgtbacon November 19, 2014

cheese monkeys

monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.

"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."

by Ashley@cmc corp inc December 16, 2007