poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 04, 2024

poop pill

Just a more descrete way of telling someone to eat shit, usually used in online forms

take the poop pill, shill

by skeletalchild November 11, 2021

Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf

Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.

by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.

Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE

by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 April 20, 2018

Alley Poop

When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.

The assist you gave on that alley poop was spot on! She loved it!

by $limbo July 08, 2019