Person 1: “Hey do you want to do zooms tonight?”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”
by Doozy Clout Fam December 1, 2018
Get the Zoomsmug. by Sir Alex Broadbent April 11, 2021
Get the Zoommug. Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.
by GarbageFire January 5, 2022
Get the Zoom PTSDmug. "The act of zooming in as close as possible in an effort to verify a specific location on a map when utilizing a satellite view"
Ultra zoom = "When I ultra-zoom in on the satellite view, it appears the lot # is 17 not 19."
Ultra zoom = "I looked at the map and the location appeared to be correct. Upon ultra-zoom. in the suite was not reflective of the actual location. Suite #38 is on the East side, not the West side of the retail center"
Ultra zoom = "I looked at the map and the location appeared to be correct. Upon ultra-zoom. in the suite was not reflective of the actual location. Suite #38 is on the East side, not the West side of the retail center"
by Word Wizard G March 11, 2022
Get the ultra zoommug. Zoom is a great, sexy turkey vulture who we all love. I also Kinda wish this definition would be published. Zoom also likes anime. I like anime. Hurray for anime.
by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018
Get the Zoommug. When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
Get the Zoomedmug. used to describe a city thats small, or nobody knows where the fuck it is. word is in refrence to when looking on a GPS map and it takes eight zooms for the city name to appear on the map.
person 1: ay, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’?
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’?
by koochikiller69 February 28, 2020
Get the eight zoommug.