The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.
"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"
by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021
Get the Toadmug. I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022
Get the Toad River Sambomug. Oral sex while playing Mario Kart
"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."
by Eddmario August 4, 2022
Get the Toad Headmug. It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.
Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011
Get the Chocolate Flavored Toadmug. by racergamer February 22, 2015
Get the Toads my goadsmug. Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.
by Dues Vult April 15, 2023
Get the Toad Thumpingmug. When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
Get the Slippery toadmug.