Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad

by Oof.nope November 10, 2018

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Meeting the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”

by suckmah October 27, 2020

toad in a hole

its food

toad in a hole

by M_TW February 26, 2018

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015

Toad

When your team mate gives you a massive tow down the back straight of Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix

"Bro you just gave me a massive Toad down that last straight"*🔥in increasingly raspy voice 🔥*

by anonymous September 23, 2024

soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!

by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011