pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016

Pumpkifising

Getting really tired; about to fall asleep

Person 1: I’m pumpkifising. I am going to bed.

Person 2: Ok, Good night!

by Something_else_something1234 May 29, 2020

pumpkin eater

Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this

Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins

by Larry_rumple69 April 25, 2023

Shooting Pumpkins

v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."

Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.

Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.

by obamarama January 24, 2008

Mother Pumpkin

Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.

Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?

Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.

by jessmanyeah December 27, 2011

Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver

When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.

Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.

by Jolly Boy John January 24, 2013

some pumpkins

Unusually good.

I was going to watch the first half of the movie and then go to sleep, but I stayed up well past my bedtime because, as it turns out, The Lives of Others is some pumpkins.

by Tank Miller December 2, 2020