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san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo
by wowthatslegitness May 31, 2019
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Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011
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Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16)

The Only Type of People, made of weebs, Naruto Runners, Ex-Thots, and H*ntai Watchers, they are the best defense against the thots, and the strongest task force in the world
Field Marshal: HXNTAI MACHINE (@thxtpatrolxvi)
Admiral: George Donatto (@thegeorgedonatto)
More Ranks Avalible, Follow @thxtpatrolxvi to enlist in Division XVI, the highest form of thot patrol
Random Guy: OH NO! A THOT!!
Thot Patrol General: THAT THOT IS TOO POWERFUL!!!
Thot Patrol Admiral: ...we should call Division XVI!
Thot Patrol General: Yes.... *calls Thot Patrol: Division XVI*
Division XVI Field Marshal: THOT EXTERMINATED
Thot Patrol General: you saved the day, more thots to exterminate

Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16): the best protection against thots
by MaskyUnknown XL October 1, 2019
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Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
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rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime
I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!
by Topper1966 May 28, 2008
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deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014
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Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.
by Afro-Caribbean Jesus February 19, 2015
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