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Cocaine Promises

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises
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promise

hey, have you seen Promise,

no shes probably eating her 10th dinner
by daylin Brunson June 14, 2023
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Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
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Pinky Promise

A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.
"Dude, fr?"

"Yeah, pinky promise!"
by freshplayaaa December 15, 2024
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Promise brand

A defunt brand of butter
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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Massey Promise

In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.
Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real
by Da_fool17 December 22, 2020
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