poop

n. large brown stuff that smells funny. Comes shooting out of your ass at different velocities, depending on what you ate

v. to shoot aformentioned brown stuff out your ass
1. That poop smells like my Uncle Roy's shower!

2. The poop came out so fast it exploded my rectum

by Johnny da gangsta July 18, 2006
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Jesse: Oh poop! i have to write a 20 page essay!
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tasty brown food that isnt chocolate
Poop is a brown solid that tastes amazing and can usually be found in the rectum or the anus
I ate some delicious poop last night- it was really tasty!
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poop is you :) poop is an idiot brat
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A big old log clogging up the toilet unless you would rather drop a stink bomb on the ground (btw great revenge on your sister)
*friend " wow it's a elaphant"

Mom "no it's a big log "

Me "no that's my poop"
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This is what it is called when people who have a litter of kids have more. This is true when they cannot support them themselves but rely on welfare to support them. These families are called breeder families.
Both parents were unemployed and they had four kids but they went ahead and pooped out another.
by New English May 04, 2009
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