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Michael Collins Lonely

Used to refer to extreme levels of loneliness.

Michael Collins the astronaut. He was one of the three persons aboard on Apollo 11 crew. The other two Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to walk on the moon, whilst Michael Collins was sitting in the command module alone. In fact, for 45 minutes, when he was on the other side of the moon which didn't face the Earth, he not only lost contact with NASA on Earth, but with both Armstrong and Aldrin, making him one of the loneliest person in human history.
Matt: I feel lonely this Valentine's Day.

Dave: You may be lonely, but not Michael Collins lonely.
by InternetHuman September 17, 2016
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Gemma Collins

A down to earth Geordie bird who has a lower brain capacity of a buzz feed feminist. She is a national treasure and is normally known for being ClAuStRaPhObIc DaRrEn honestly made the big brother house
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Collin Baker

A very small man in height and penis size, but this only makes him even more mad about his outlook on life. Unable to obtain a girlfriend he often likes to have pleasurable encounters with goats. His only friend being an xbox, or his mom. Someone who generally sucks in life. Ignored by all his peers, forced to sit in isolation by himself at the end of the table.
John:Did you see that nasty guy last night?
Bill:Yah he was having sex with a goat.
Joey:What a "Collin Baker".

Friend: Hey do you guys wanna play super smash bros this weekend?
Collin: Hey guys lets play call of duty.
Everyone: Collin your so stupid, we hate you.
*Everyone turns and looks away
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Collin Emily and Laura

Three increadibly flawless individuals that like to have amazing phone conversations.
Collin Emily and Laura typical convo.

Laura:Hey sexy love
Collin:Your fucking retarted
Emily pisses herself due to laughter
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Phil Collins

When a man is lying in his back, and gets a hot handy, and cums straight into the air.

I can feel it, cummin in the air tonight!
Hey babe, wanna give me a Phil Collins later?
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Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
by LoydMongo January 9, 2019
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needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.
"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."
by tht! tne January 1, 2005
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