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Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
mugGet the Squillium Squidmug.

Squid Squad

A band of 3 Inklings and an Urchin from the game Splatoon
Squid Squad is my favourite band.
by Squid Ska April 10, 2021
mugGet the Squid Squadmug.

Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.
You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.
by Astranger2u October 31, 2018
mugGet the Squid Bitchmug.

Squid Game

An over rated show (yes it's good but its not that good)
"Does anyone else get star struck when they see a Korean person after watching Squid Game?" -Retorted Twitter People *Barf emoji*
by DaRedPandi December 6, 2021
mugGet the Squid Gamemug.

Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.
"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022
mugGet the Squid Missilemug.

Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
mugGet the Hit the squidmug.

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
mugGet the squid jackermug.

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