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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
mugGet the Hit the squidmug.

Mogus squid

by jamieweal November 24, 2021
mugGet the Mogus squidmug.

Squid bagging

When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s
Bro! I just got squid bagginged
by Freggyfr February 6, 2023
mugGet the Squid baggingmug.

Squid Squad

A band of 3 Inklings and an Urchin from the game Splatoon
Squid Squad is my favourite band.
by Squid Ska April 10, 2021
mugGet the Squid Squadmug.

Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
mugGet the Squillium Squidmug.

Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.
You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.
by Astranger2u October 31, 2018
mugGet the Squid Bitchmug.

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.
"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"
by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019
mugGet the Soggy squidmug.

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