by lebumdum March 12, 2022

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

(I said to a friend) "Shall we go to Spain on holiday."
(The other person) "I was just thinking I would love to go to Spain soon, Lead helmet"
(The other person) "I was just thinking I would love to go to Spain soon, Lead helmet"
by Academies June 17, 2024

"You heard how Dylan got promoted to fire in the hole lead?"
"Not much of a promotion when there's nobody who is gonna follow him in there"
"Not much of a promotion when there's nobody who is gonna follow him in there"
by RustySlander May 9, 2024

by ateple February 4, 2020
