Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 09, 2024
When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 14, 2022
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by biotchslay April 27, 2023
When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.
Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.
by Bruce Evans December 28, 2017
Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours
by pecanlove June 02, 2013
When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.
Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."
by KofD December 12, 2019