red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

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promise

fat bitch that eats too much

hey, have you seen Promise,

no shes probably eating her 10th dinner

by daylin Brunson June 14, 2023

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Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

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Cocaine Promises

False hopes made off cocaine

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises

by Lies told on true assumptions April 24, 2024

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n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.

Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.

Examples of American promises:

1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."

"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.

by eXDax July 1, 2008

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