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Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
mugGet the Squillium Squidmug.

Squid Game

An over rated show (yes it's good but its not that good)
"Does anyone else get star struck when they see a Korean person after watching Squid Game?" -Retorted Twitter People *Barf emoji*
by DaRedPandi December 6, 2021
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Squid Knuckle

Nikki begged me to stick my tongue in her squid knuckle.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.
"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022
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Squid dribble

Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.
He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.
by Squiddribbler4620 January 31, 2020
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Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
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Blow Squids

Yo lets go blow squids.
Yo lyou wanna go blow some squids?
by SquidMaster4000 April 6, 2010
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